I still have battery life but i wouldn't be able to do the following days justice by cutting the updates short so i will have to hop in my time machine and go back to the 31st and come back to these days later!

28 gonna be great!

    Ok due to lack of battery life that is caused by me forgetting to take my power converter to the computer lab i'm currently using to type from, today will be much shorter than yesterday. Please refrain from being disappointed or cheering.

    I notice that I had a stalker and confronted him about it. Turns out that it was just a crazy random happenstance that he and i ended up on the same flight from LR to ATL, ATL to Zurich, AND Zurich to Prague.... yes i went up to him and said "stop following me." Turns out he's a very nice man who is in the arkansas symphony who is going home to lithowainia (spelling? doesn't matter you can figure it out) to visit family and coming back in time to do the fourth of july show at the ampatheatre... go see it... the lythoweighniean violin player is really nice and his wife is from russia and plays in it as well. 

I got to prague and was met by Tereza and lots of rain.... The last time i was in prague was the worst flood in the city's history and the day i show up the 70 degree sunny weather stop and the predicted week or so of 40-50 degree rainy days begins... we have come to the decision that i bring rain to eastern europe ( this is later confirmed by time machine on the 31st when i leave prague as the sun begins to peak through the clouds and arrive in a cold rainy Usti Nad Labem) I unpacked ate some wonderful czech food then went to go see Prague castle! YAY i love prague castle. I got to see the Czech President drive out of his place in the back of a car which was neat. And I met Tereza's BF that is a Ambulance Rescuer Person (probably not the technical name for it)((no he doesn't rescue abmulances... he uses ambulances to rescue people) and i got to go inside the ambulance and play with a defibrillator! YES the "CLEAR' *SHOOM BUZZ BEEP BEEP "hit em again" " I'm given it all she's got" defibrillator. AND tons of other wonderfully dangerous items you may find in an ambulance! Good times. Then walked home to go to sleep. Oh look i have pictures for you

  These were built by the romans! THATS OLD!
 left = head of catholic church's house; right = presidents house; back = cathedral
view of castle from a bridge
the prague national theater... way more beautiful in real life
 a view from the same bridge but looking the other way

Oh look its the 27th

So I made it to the airport in plenty of time to walk into the bathroom to see an old man half naked.... and trust me it was the worst of the four available halves. Yay for old naked man butt to be my last memory of Arkansans. For the sake of all Arkansas I am just going to assume that because it was an airport and I didn't manage to stay long enough to start up a conversation with the old naked butted man in order to obtain more information about his origin that he either was from Louisiana, Mississippi (do you still do the m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i jingle when you spell Mississippi? I honestly have to admit that i did the first time and did AGAIN twice when i wrote this side note.), or a merciless game of strip poker. I said goodbye to family, friends, and sad girlfriend in person or by phone then made my way to the security checkpoint... FYI two big black electronic boxes (500g and 2tb hard drives) + laptop + camera + cables + chewing gum + $0.49 in change (as if you could have $.49 not in change) = HUGE red flag in little rock but not so much in sweden. I wonder why that is. 

I am starting a new paragraph, not because its grammatically correct or else i would have like five paragraphs by now, but simply because i want to and its my blog. Just as i choose when i will and when I wont capitalize my "i's." So my flight from LR to Atlanta was awesome... as long as you dont take in account that i was a super tiny plane and i'm 6'4" next to a not small woman ... oh, and the air conditioner didn't work. Finding out something doesn't work on a machine that is about to take you thousands of feet into the air with only a cup full of oxygen to quiet your screaming should the plain start to fall from the sky and assuming you survive the water landing at 300mph which i can only assume is from the vitally important super safe seat belt and you make it past all the trays and seat backs that weren't in the upright and locked positions and they 4ft tall Caucasian version of an  80 year old Ethiopian manages to open the door thats twice his size and you jump for your life into a unforgiving ocean with your seat cushion ( that miraculously makes it through the 50 screaming people that were wearing their seat belts, and the seat backs, and the trey tables, and the tiny door opened by the tiny person) as a floatation device... isn't a good thing to hear. Your are telling me that the maintenance department that is in charge of repairing a multimillion dollar airplane cant fix an air conditioner... thanks for that wonderful feeling of confidence in your safety DELTA... oh... and the flight was really warm.

Atlanta to Zurich switzerland (please correct my "sweden" from earlier... its zurich) was a nice flight.. had two seats to myself so i just curled up and slept the whole way. Meal time was my only disappointment... the food was good but i was the third to last person to get served, which also was not the problem, and the choices were chicken or pasta (again not the problem), everyone in front of me chose chicken (wait for it! quit thinking everything i say is the problem... you think you know where this is going but you don't) so i chose chicken as well leaving a full trey of about 8 or nine pastas that i could see and a few chikens as well... I ask "could i get a pasta as well?" and the response was "We have no extra food its all been served"... as she rolls the cart with more food that even the crew could possibly eat then proceeds to put the non existant extra food into the trash.... i just dont understand. OH look the days over .... not according to my body that is still expecting it to be 6pm but according to the clock so thats what i'm going with... DAY OVER

Ok so i'm a few days behind =/

OK so i am a few days behind due to the fact that i couldn't decide on how/where/when/how again to set up a "blog" omg I'm a blogger... I'm excited and yet sad that i just said that. I will try to update you as if I haven't missed any days and actually made posts on those days so you don't feel disappointed. Lets hop in the david time machine flip the switch and see the pretty colors and boom its the 27th... wow... who needs tivo when you have davids amazing time travel ability